My name is RJ DiBenedetto. I'm a mixed media artist who is inspired by my life long obsession with comic books, heavy metal and dirty women. If you're looking for happy trees and bowls of fruit, you're in the wrong place. This is not wine and cheese art. This is more like... uh, beer and beef jerky art.
I've been creating art since I was born. Most people can't remember back that far, but I do. For I am special. Not special in a short yellow bus, drool all over yourself sort of way, but in a creatively evolved sort of way.
Don't snicker. It's true.
I don't know how I became this way. I speculate it as being some kind of cosmic anomalous phenomenon. I've read many comic books and this is actually a quite common occurrence. Powers are bestowed on mere mortals from forces beyond human comprehension. This is the situation in my case.
I was blessed with the ability to see things that aren't there. Most people call me crazy, but some people call me an artist.
Now I know you are all saying, "Yeah, that's great, you're an artist. What do you do EXACTLY?"
Ah, I'm glad you asked. Everything... I do everything. No, really... I do everything. I'm serious! Stop laughing at me!
My skills include...
What I'm trying to say is that I have done just about everything. I am extremely well versed in art, formally trained and self disciplined. Anything I don't know how to do, I learn how to do. Bring all of your bizarre projects to me, I will show them the love and attention they deserve.
Interested parties should contact me at rj@stupidartist.com